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The Old Married Couple

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1.
Sick Day 03:30
I love tripping over mason jars and not getting into the laundry to wash clothes. Now I don't have anything to wear I love to hear snoring so I slept in this morning now I don't have time to save my hair So why don't we just stay inside? We can call in sick or even say we've died. I've never felt more alive than when I'm wasting my days away and wasting my time I've never felt more alive I think we should lock the doors and close the windows. I think we should try that new position that we saw in that movie, in that movie. I know we are wasting opportunities to take care of our responsibilities but I am not responsible and I don't really care. We are staying in today because we really want to stay. We can both come out to play some other day
2.
Left behind 03:20
Sitting here waiting for some conversation Discuss advantages of co-habitation How did we get here? I'm not sure that I know. Something that you said to me a long long time ago What makes somebody want to stay inside with someone else all day? It's a little co-dependent and it feels a little strange That I can not stay home alone without you for a day without feeling something's missing. Feeling like I'm left behind I pay for the groceries and you buy all the videos. We both lock the doors at night but we never clean the windows You say that the cutlery is filthy all because of me 'cause I don't clean up properly before I have a meal
3.
I met you in a Balmain bar I'd never been there and I've never been there since You put your arm around me and danced for me No I swear I didn't dance I saw your ocean blues and called out 'whoo' and that made me confused I got your number, you got all of my T-shirts I can't promise you I've ever give up meat for you but I can promise you one thing Kiss me on day 31 in August Kiss me in a very public place Kiss me on day 31 in August and I will kiss you every other day I can find lots of things I like like your sense of humour and cheeky smiles Your stealing my socks and popping my pimples and messing up my car seats when you're cleaning your cuticles You're kind and you're patient You see good in me You're leaving the lights on and falling asleep when you drink too quickly I can't say to you I'd jump out of a plane with you but I can promise you one thing In love with what I do not like about you I said that I would kiss you and I'm about to
4.
T-Shirt 03:14
Here is my life and over-sized shirt. With me here alone I just doesn't work I think there's room for two I'd like to share it with you It's just the right size If we take in the sleeves We can combine all the colours we need It'll look good on you, look good on me We'll show it around so that people can see It's the right size for you and me We're warm and we're cosy but we still feel the breeze Some wear brands on their sleeves inside of your shirt is a picture of me That seems like a pretty good place to start We can wear the same pants We can fill in the space I know we would win all the three legged races We're saving on power Saving on time We've only got one set of clothes on the line Loose thread never breaks It just stretches and stretches Whites turn to pinks When they're mixed with the reds This system that works It works every day Will only get tight if I put on some weight
5.
You already told me that you would be my wife So you're stuck with me for life I hope that you thought this through Because I know you're messy I know you're moody We like some pretty stupid movies and I like to watch them late at night with you But you're kind of a bitch And you're a little bit of a jerk But when we're together We've got a way of making it work You can take all the things that people always knew to be true but they're not about me and they're not about you Together, we're exceptional If it feels this good It's probably too good to be true But that doesn't apply to you Doesn't apply to you Love can only feel this exciting when it's new but that doesn't apply to you Doesn't apply to you When I first saw you I thought you looked a little bit weird Purple hair and your little beard 'He looks different' I thought to myself Then you were informed that I was a weirdo Different from some but you were perfect for me and I can't see my life without you there

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released November 8, 2014

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The Old Married Couple VIC, Australia

The Old Married Couple are an acoustic duo who deliver quirky folk, swing, country and blues influenced songs with a distinct charm and wit. Comprised of the real life young married couple of Riley and Kate Beech, The Old Married Couple are disarming and charming as they combine sweet melodies with honest and often humourous lyrics. ... more

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